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Mo & Ty


Monique is a Koala.

Tyler a wolf.


Monique can twerk.

Tyler double checks things.

Monique has style.

Tyler is best at solving problems whilst pacing.

Monique's undying love for the Wizarding World is only rivaled by her adoration of children and small animals.

Tyler is rarely seen with shoelaces.

Monique talks to her mother on the phone everyday.

Tyler is considering getting a perm.

Monique doesn't stop swinging her arms while she walks just because one of her hands is holding a bag of dog poop.

Tyler will occasionally bust into a terribly improvised song about whatever food he is eating / about to eat.

Monique still does Never Eat Soggy Waffles. (out of necessity) 

Tyler has a hard time opening perforated, thin plastic bags.

Monique blows through trash novels on kindle.

Tyler appreciates British humor, and a well-cut lawn.

Monique heard about Tyler's perm consideration, and wants to get a "couple's perm".

Tyler has a crush on Nicole Kidman.

So does Monique.

Together, they have the most intense love for Kaya the Basset Hound that could ever be conceivable by the human race.

Monique & Tyler are currently planning their own wedding.


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